The Banana Splits
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The Banana Splits


[acts as Agony Aunt]
Drooper: "Dear Drooper, I live on a big ranch. How can I count all the cows quickly?"
[answering question]
Drooper: "Easy - just count their hooves and divide by four!"

Fleegle: "What is yellow, delicious and manages a baseball team?"
Bingo: "Yogi Banana"

Fleegle: "What is long and yellow and goes: Slam! Slam! Slam! Slam!"
Bingo: "A Four door banana."