Knight Rider

Quotes

[opening narration]
Narrator: "Knight Rider, a shadowy flight into the dangerous world of a man who does not exist. Michael Knight, a young loner on a crusade to champion the cause of the innocent, the powerless, the helpless in a world of criminals who operate above the law."

[Michael Knight has just gotten his first view of KITT's interior]
Michael Knight: "It looks like Darth Vader's bathroom!"

KITT: "There's no reason for increased volume. I 'm scanning your interrogatives quite satisfactorily. I am the voice of Knight Industry 2000's Micro processor, K.I.T.T. for easy reference, KITT if you prefer."

[repeated line]
Michael Knight: "KITT?"
KITT: "Yes, Michael?"
Michael Knight: "Shut Up!"

Michael Knight: "You know, you're about as much fun as a divorce... which is not a bad idea."
KITT: "I want custody of me."

KITT: "Michael, why do you need to socialize with so many women? Wouldn't one be sufficient?"
Michael Knight: "KITT, you're beginning to sound like my mother, here. I mean, what's wrong with a little companionship?"
KITT: "Eh?"
Michael Knight: "You can understand that."
KITT: "No, Michael, I cannot. When you're one-of-a-kind, companionship does not compute."

[referring to Bonnie]
KITT: "She's right, Michael."
Michael Knight: "Ah, you always liked her better!"

KITT: "A little higher, a little lower, stop."
Michael Knight: "I'm getting out of here."

Michael Knight: "What do you say we play a little 'hooky'?"
KITT: "'Hooky?' I'm not familiar with that term."
[engaging KITT's pursuit mode]
Michael Knight: "Then allow me to educate you in one of life's finer pleasures!"

[as speed builds up]
KITT: "Oh, that does feel good!"
Michael Knight: "How 'bout a little turbo boost?"
KITT: "Dare we? Without sufficient reason?"
Michael Knight: "Without sufficient reason' is the definition of hooky! Shall we, as they say, 'go for it?"
KITT: "Let's!"
Michael Knight: "They've got a head start... it's a real good time for super pursuit mode!"
KITT: "If I may say so, Michael, I'm quite pleased with my new look."

[KITT has lost his memory]
KITT: "Don't touch Turbo Boost. Something tells me you shouldn't touch Turbo Boost."

[KITT has just Turbo Boosted over a police car]
Cop #1: "What the hell was that?"
[incredulous]
Cop #2: "A Pontiac!"

Garthe Knight: "Michael Knight is a living... breathing... insult!"

[reacting to the sight of Goliath on his monitor]
KITT: "It appears to be a large... My goodness, large isn't the word, it's enormous!"

KITT: "It wasn't a fair fight, April. It's like putting Sugar Ray in the ring against a overgrown heavyweight."
April Curtis: "I'm sure it was KITT."
KITT: "It won't happen again I can assure you of that."
April Curtis: "It better not! We have you patched together with scotch tape and bailing wire as it is."
[referring to Goliath]
KITT: "If I ever see that snout-nosed ignoramus again..."
Michael Knight: "You better hope he is heading in the opposite direction."
KITT: "I'm already reviewing my computer logs of our confrontation. In a matter of hours I will know everything there is to know about that banana-headed bovine!"
Michael Knight: "You tell 'em KITT!"

KARR: "I am the Knight Automated Roving Robot, KARR if you prefer. I am the prototype of the car of the future!"

KARR: "You wish to eat?"
Rev: "Well... yeah."
KARR: "You wish to drink?"
Tony: "Yeah."
KARR: "You wish to reproduce?"
Tony and Rev: "Yeah!"
KARR: "Which one first?"

[KITT is following KARR]
KARR: "It is the inferior production line model. "
KITT: "I heard that, KARR, and you haven't seen anything yet."

[riding in KITT on a collision course with KARR]
Bonnie Barstow: "Michael, you know all those times I said you were irresponsible and irrational. I didn't mean it."
Michael Knight: "Bonnie, you know all those times I called you bossy and demanding. I didn't mean it either."
KITT: "Michael, Bonnie?"
Both: "Yes, KITT?"
KITT: "Why are you lying to each other?"

KITT: "That can't be KARR. We destroyed KARR two years ago."
Michael Knight: "I know. Gimme a scan of the license plate."
KITT: "I saw him explode! You saw him explode!"
Michael Knight: "So much for wishful thinking."

[closing narration - early episodes]
Narrator: "Michael Knight, a lone crusader in a dangerous world. The world... of the Knight Rider."