Magnum, p.i.

Quotes

[referring to the Navy]
Alice Cook: "Why did you quit?"
Thomas Sullivan Magnum III: "It wasn't anything earth shattering. I woke up one day, age 33, and realized I'd never been 23."

[Rick is trying to pay Higgins]
Orville 'Rick' Wright: "Here, for your inconvenience."
[refusing it]
Jonathan Quayle Higgins III: "I don't accept tips."
Theodore 'TC' Calvin: "I'll bet you don't give 'em either."

Mac: "Time has little to do with infinity and jelly donuts."

Thomas Sullivan Magnum III: "Robin never does research."

Jonathan Quayle Higgins III: "I did it because you have more dumb luck than anyone I know."