The Munsters

Quotes

Grandpa Munster: "Hmm. What smells so good?"
Herman Munster: "I cut myself shaving."

Marilyn Munster: "What does Ramone look like?"
Lily Munster: "He looks a little like Cary Grant, the poor man."

Lily Munster: "Oh, Marilyn... the circles under your eyes. How lovely you look today."

Lily Munster: "When is that silly bird going to get girls off his mind?"
The Raven: "Nevermore, nevermore."

Lily Munster: "Herman tried to build a ship inside a bottle. We had to break the bottle to get him out."

Lily Munster: "You better start doddling to school Eddie or otherwise you will be on time."