Narrator: "In 1972 a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the A-Team."
Hannibal: "I love it when a plan comes together!"
Hannibal: "I believe it was General Grant who said when you're surrounded and outnumbered, there's only one way out."
Amy: "Yeah, so what is it?"
Hannibal: "Hickory, dickory, dock. The mouse ran up the clock. The clock struck one, and down he run. And you smell worst than my socks!"
Hannibal: "B.A., there's an old saying - 'The best defense is a good offense.'"
B.A. Baracus: "You got that wrong, man. A good offense is the best defense."
Hannibal: "Okay, have it your way."
B.A. Baracus: "Shut up, fool."
B.A. Baracus: "Everybody knows the mans a fool, he's crazy, he sees people that ain't there, and he's always talkin' in circles!"
B.A. Baracus: "You messed up, now I gotta mess you up. It's the law!"
B.A. Baracus: "I ain't flying Hannibal!"
B.A. Baracus: "We're flying this time, aren't we?"
Hannibal: "Yes, we are."
B.A. Baracus: "You're not going to drug me this time. I'm going to keep my eye on you."
Hannibal: "In that case, do you want the last swallow of your milk?"
[B.A. realizes he's been had, raises his fist and then collapses]
Hannibal: "Guess not."
[Hannibal has just drugged B.A. and his head has hit the horn]
Face: "Why does he always fall on the horn?"
Hannibal: "Beats me."
Amy: "Where's the pilot?"
Murdock: "It was kinda strange. I was just standing there talking to him, and all of a sudden, he fell in my arms."
Amy: "You knocked him out."
Murdock: "Let's not get technical."
[the team's plane is starting to malfunction]
Face: "Uh, Murdoch, what's going to happen?"
Murdock: "Looks like we're going to crash."
Face: "No, what's 'really' going to happen?"
Murdock: "Looks like we're going to crash and 'die'."
[after crashing the plane]
Murdock: "That concludes your flight with Miracle Airlines, the only airline where Lady Luck is your co-pilot."
B.A. Baracus: "I'm gonna kill that crazy Murdock!"
Face: "Look to this day, For yesterday is but dream and tomorrow is but a vision. But today well lived makes every yesterday a dream of happiness and every tomorrow a vision of hope."
[Face has just been rejected by a girl and he turns to see Murdoch staring at him]
Face: "What are you looking at?"
Murdock: "You. I've been watching you, and I'm worried."
Face: "How so?"
Murdock: "Well, it's a bit disturbing to see the team's Love Doctor hit the ground and cry 'Medic'!"